MEEC-【笑口常開】智力缺陷Mental deficiency

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1.瘋狂的司機

　　There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280！”

　　Herman says，“I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!”

　　一位高齡老人開著車在高速公路上駕車時，接到了妻子打來的電話，妻子焦急地告訴他說，“赫爾曼，小心！我剛從電臺上聽到報道說，在280號公路上有一個瘋子正在開車逆行！”

　　赫爾曼說，“我知道，可是不是一個，而是成百上千個！”

Mental deficiency 智力缺陷

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

“醫生，你能不能告訴我，”鮑勃問，“對于一個看上去很正常的人，你是怎樣判斷出他有智力缺陷的呢？”“再沒有比這容易的了，”醫生回答，“問他一個簡單的問題，簡單到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要問什么樣的問題呢？”“嗯，你可以這樣問，‘庫克船長環球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次呢？’”鮑勃想了一會兒，緊張的回答道，“你就不能問另外一個問題嗎？坦率地說，我對歷史了解的不是很多。”

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2010年8月30日星期一

MEEC-【笑口常開】智力缺陷Mental deficiency

MEEC-【笑口常開】智力缺陷Mental deficiency

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