【笑話幽默】兩個水手和一個男孩

MEEC-【笑話幽默】兩個水手和一個男孩

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　　笑話幽默　　兩個水手和一個男孩

　　Two Sailors and a Boy

　　Two sailors who had just finished a long voyage went home to their village and decided to have a few drinks in the bar there. When they had had enough, they came out into the street to look for something amusing to do, but it was a very quiet place, and nothing interesting ever happened there, so they could not find anything

　　But at last, while they were standing in the market lace outside the bar, they saw a village boy coming slowly towards them. He was heading a donkey by a rope, so the sailors decided that they would have a joke with him.

　　“Hello”, one of the sailors said to the boy. “Why does your brother have to have a rope round his neck when he goes for walk with you?”

　　“To stop him joining the navy,” the boy answered at once.

　　兩個水手和一個男孩

　　兩個剛完成長途航海的水手回到農村老家，他們決定在村里酒八間喝上幾杯，當吃飽喝足之后，他們又從酒吧來街上尋開心，但街上十分寧靜，那里不曾發生任何有趣的事情，所以，他們什么也沒遇上。

　　但最后，當他們站在酒吧外的市場上時，看見一個農村男孩用繩子拉著一頭轤，朝他們慢慢走來，于是兩個水手決定跟那男孩開個玩笑。

　　“喂，”一個水手對小男孩說，“你哥哥和你出來散步時，為什么他脖子上必須系一根繩子呢？”

　　“是為了不讓他去參加海軍。”小男孩立即回答。

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2010年8月29日星期日

MEEC-【笑話幽默】兩個水手和一個男孩

MEEC-【笑話幽默】兩個水手和一個男孩

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